No, not Venereal Disease - it's Valentine's Day! That's right, it's a deliberately misleading and inflammatory title. If you're feeling inflamed, go get some medication in a discreet brown wrapper, settle back on your tookas, and enjoy this new episode of "Dear Bitter Ex-Florist."
Trust me, you've never seen roses abused like this before.
"Eve A. Floriste"
If you're on this website, chances are you already know "All About Eve." Who is really author E.J. Bouinatchova: a writer of the strange, dark, funny, and eclectic, a former florist, and a passionate plant-o-phile.